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>Update: Electronic Music Foundation / CDeMUSIC
>A tip and a question
>December 8, 1998
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         emf prozt!tute kuotd :
         bertha :
         bertha.s mother:
         paranteza : =cw4t7abs m9nd konta!nr leak.age.
       }


>Here's a tip ...


howdy Lady. I am...


>As the web opens up to music, it's not surprising that some original
>musical ideas and products emerge.


.....



>We'd like to point you towards one of them. It's elegant, amusing,
>pleasant, even radical ... well worth your attention. It's called
Earsaver.


My mummy says the lord one day shall come and save us all.
Do you believe that Lady ?


>EarSaver is a software-based ambient


[opn paranteza] [bagg!.nat!on] !ll.b!ent.ztoop.!d.


>music program


[ak.anem!k.e.p!dem!k.profess!r]    programme...

[+ ak.anem!k.e.p!dem!k profess!r 2 self while fingering cccelv nose
komponent
- that fucking idiot]

kloze paranteza]


>that plays music and
>soundscapes softly WHILE you perform your normal computing tasks ...and
it
>uses minimal RAM or CPU and does not tie up your CD-ROM or hard drive.
You
>operate an onscreen player with familiar start-stop-and-volume controls
and
>choose albums and tracks to play.


.....

Familiar is great Lady. my favorite.
i only am fond of familiar things.
that weirdness is foreign ....scary
my mummy to watch for says ...
and...
especially i like it when we have a
barbecue on the 4th ... of july - my favorite day it is. with christmas.

and the cooking of animals - hee hee   \
and the animals    cooking - hee hee   -    konsc!ouzl! + del!beratl!...

and the game       cooking - hee hee   /
is like the days... when smaller i was.
and everywhere - there are american flags.
and   i t   i s   beautiful.
....
aunt martha comes over too - in her pick up truck.
i  l o v e the fourth of july
and i  l o v e familiar stuff like the products you sell
god bless america and god bless emF Lady.
....
like a m e r i c a n apple pie. just cannot have enough of.
i can eat lots of a m e r i c a n apple pie lad.... okay
yes ... you have to go on ? okay but do let me tell you
i will buy so that you know so. am i one of those damn foreigners who
do not like capitalism ? no i am not. i  l o v e buying. hee hee

[like a consumer. smiles at the emf prostitute]

>You can also compose your own tracks.


.. I will be a composter  [2 self - ........]


>(We're listening to a jungle soundscape while we write these words.)

hee hee. (I b e l i e v e you Lady)
- jungle.... what is a soundscape.
oh okay if you say i do not need to know
then I b e l i e v e you Lady - i do not.
need to know ... i like familiar stuff you know so th...


>Playing quietly in the background,


..at     - I like playing the foreground in and..


>EarSaver may in fact help you to
>concentrate better.


SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME concentrating from.
like my mummy says much of a thinker i aint.
do you understand Lady ? it i...


>It is certainly pleasant to listen to cicadas and
>crickets and other warm-weather creatures when it's raining and cold
>outside.


yeah. hee. i like all raining and cold creature nature stuff
when outside weather warm is.
and of it a lot around here there is - for sure that is.
i like dirt
and pigs
and wild life
like it when dirty i get and in the
dirt i roll and dirtier still get.
hee. implausible may it seem
dirtier i would get but do i.i do.  i get dirtier.
indeed see ? hah. understand do you Lady?  hee.
my existence and the process of reflection apprehends my consciousness.
FUNNY it is

.
.
.

>So we think you should have a look at it.

[paranteza]

! dez!re. m! w!ll ... !z urz.

[kloze paranteza]


>Free Mac and PC demo versions can
>be found at ...


FREE. MUMMY !!!!!! FREE STUFF !!!!!!!!!
[2. self. free beta.beta free ... my existence the and process of
reflection my consciousness apprehends]

... [enter obese woman in her fifties and filthy. bertha.s mother]

- what the hell do you want bertha

- this Lady here is giving STUFF. AWAY. FREE  [jumpz up and jumpz down]

- good. free. gimme. where Lady ?
  [to bertha] you go tell that retard [you tell that retard go that
retard
you go tell]
  your brother to come get some T00. and DONT LET T H E PIGS in the
house
anymore
  this aint no goddddamn JUNGLE


              [http://www.emfzukx.kom]


[dze ps!k!k durat!on ... b+long!ng 2 dze konsc!ousznesz reflektd upn]


>And more:

Lady okay.


>The Earsaver people would like to offer it at a special 25%


so long as it.s FREE.
[to self. sure in the hell ought to be free. this the land of the free
IS]


>discount to everyone who reads these EMF updates.


I CANT READ Lady. this IS gods country... [lookx towardz the houze ...]


>That's $29.95 less 25%


[to self. sure in the hell IS gods country. and he US save shall]



>equals $22.50. To access this EMF discount offer, go to ...


okay Lady. the FREE STUFF ....

[enter bertha] mummy that retard my brother that is
t h e pigs in the house again let.


[obese woman exists rapidly]

[bertha at the emf prostitute amicably]

again howdy Lady. [my] mummy that was. [smiles...]

I love my mummy.

[jumping up + down jumping]

my mummy I love.

[moving away from]

I love my mummy.

[the emf prostitute]

my mummy I love.

[and into nature]

I love my mummy.

[the emf prostitute continues watching her]

my mummy I love.

[... we see her rolling]

I love my mummy.

[in the dirt]

my mummy I love.

[eventually]





!nter.m!ss!on.






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          http://www.emfzukx/++







>If anyone asks, say we sent you.


paranteza [


    r!zn u = prozt!tute cccelv


4 emF



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kap!tal!zm +_ zk!tzofren!a


abr on dze odr hand dzere kan b 0 kuest!on h!er ov 1 total
!dent!f!kat!on
ov dze reflekt!v w!th dze reflektd upn 4 d!sz would suddenl! zupresz dze

fenomenon ov reflekt!on b! allou!ng onl! dze fantom d!ad dze reflekt!on
reflekt!ng
2 zubs!zt. h!er 1nz aga!n = meet dzat t!pe ov be!ng wh!ch df!nez dze
4.!tzcccelv.
reflekt!on !f !t = 2 b apod!kt!k ev!densz dmandz dzat dze reflekt!v b
dzat
wh!ch = reflektd upn. abr 2 dze ecztent dzat reflekt!on = knoledge
dze reflektd upn muzt nessesar!l! b dze objekt 4 dze reflekt!v.
d!sz = !mpl!ez 1 zeparat!on ov be!ng. thus !t = nesessar! dzat dze
reflekt!v
z!multaneousl! b + not b dze reflektd upn.



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