hello,

there is first edition of the PPP news (in the end of the message)
PPP news - personalised news service has been created by Rachel Baker (London)

X-Open channel radio was broadcasting PPP news compilation #1 Tusday March
9 night at 
21:00 london = 22:00 berlin = 23:00 riga = 14:00 banff = etc.

you can listen recorded session at radio ozone
http://ozone.re-lab.net/live.ram 
(appx. at 2nd hour)
and join us next Tusday evening 
at IRC re-lab.net #xchange or web-based-irc at http://irc.re-lab.net/xchange

/ best - by way of rasa smite

from rachel baker:

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PPP - Personalised Persuasive Propaganda

The PPP News digest compiled this week by Rachel Baker

"If its not in PPP News - its not happening"

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Wednesday 4

IRAQ

 Whilst Saddam Hussein is hiding 80 tons of biological and chemical weaponry 
 in the basement of his presidential palace,
 PPP inspectors can reveal today that the basement of 109 Corbyn, Finsbury
Park
 contains:-
 one mummified rat
 one lump of mouldy cheese (brie)
 one piano skeleton
 one bag of clothes
 one pair of pink high-heeled shoes with baby bird skulls in the toes
 12 blank canvases
 24 painted canvases
 one jar of pondlife
 one smashed mirror
 several empty cardbaord boxes

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Thursday 5

KOSOVO

 Slobadan Milosevic has issued  a statement to PPP saying that the
 entire region of Kosovo is up for sale on a new pyramid scheme.
 Buy 3 certificates of sale for 100 dollars, sell 2 on for
 200 dollars and move to the top of the pyramid.
 But you must remember not to break the chain

 PPP NEWS has bought 200 certificates and is selling 15 to The Kosovo
 Liberation Army

 In exchange the KLA has promised PPP privileged access to key figures via
 email if a  war scenario breaks out so look no further then PPP for any
 dramatic reports from a new frontline of terror .

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Friday 6

UK COUNTRYSIDE MARCH

 The wealthy and privileged members of British society are in revolt.
 The Countryside March was a protest against the urban jackboot kicking at
 the gentle and fragrant soul of the rural wellington.
 They' re sick of being told that they cannot hunt and shoot little baby foxes
 and they refuse to allow vulgar townies to go walking over their vast
 expanses of land.
 They accuse the urbanites of not facing up to death and nature.

 PPP remembers growing up in a small country village in deepest rural England
 surrounded by death and nature.
 Luckily, with the Radio and TV as loyal friends, PPP survived to become the
 propaganda channel we all know and love.

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Saturday 7

LONDON

 PPP's subscription to the local gym bounced.
 This means PPP is now unable to work on her cardiovascular levels
 so increasing her chances of early death.

 London is the most expensive capital in the world
 Are Londoners being screwed by business interests?
 Should Londoners move to the countryside and confront nature and death
 in cleaner surroundings?

 PPP asks the opinions of Londoners on their way to the shops of Oxford St

 Vox Pop Slot

 PPP: Are Londoners being screwed?

 Nikki: Absolutely - the quality of life is much better in LA. At least
 everybody stays inside their air-conditioned cars. And they steam their
 vegetables.

 Steve: I never have enough money and the Tube is too expensive
 but the countryside is boring - too much nature and death.

 Ritu: I've been looking for  a house to buy - and there is nothing affordable
 unless you want to live in a one bedroom box on a council estate from hell.

 Johhny: The thing that saves me is my sainsbury's reward card - i got
 seven pounds of my weekly food shopping this week.

 PPP:But isn't the supermarket food overpriced anyway?

 Johnny: Hmm, I suppose so - but take this can of Campbells tomato soup -
 reduced from 69p to 45p.  How do they turn a profit?

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Sunday 8

  Nothing happened. ABSOLUTELy NOTHING.

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Monday 9

WOODWARD

  A jury found British au pair girl, Joanne Woodward, guilty of murdering
  baby Matthew Eappen last October, but Judge Hiller Zobel then
  took the unusual step of reducing the verdict to second-degree murder. He
  sentenced her to time-served - 279 days - and she was freed, although
  restricted to travel within Massachusetts pending the appeal.

  On Monday Lawyers delivered their arguments in the Massachusetts Court of
  Appeals hearing.

  Woodward sat in the courtroom listening intently to the arguments.

  She has a new haircut and looks particularly appealing, PPP notes.

  PPP is badly in need of a  haircut

  PPP was an au pair status symbol  for a wealthy french family at the age
of 18.
  PPP was looking after two  french creatures
  and had to be restrained from stabbing little Gabriel with a breadknife.
  after he refusd to let his hair be groomed

  Hairstyles and attitudes - are they connected?




PPP - OVER AND OUT




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PPP - Personalised Persuasive Propaganda

The PPP News digest compiled this week by Rachel Baker

"If its not in PPP News - its not happening"

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