(Xchange) PPP NEWS ! rachel's personal news service
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(Xchange) PPP NEWS ! rachel's personal news service |
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rachel baker <rachel@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> (by way of Rasa Smite <rasa@xxxxxxxx>) |
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Thu, 09 Apr 1998 11:26:32 +0300 |
hello,
there is first edition of the PPP news (in the end of the message)
PPP news - personalised news service has been created by Rachel Baker (London)
X-Open channel radio was broadcasting PPP news compilation #1 Tusday March
9 night at
21:00 london = 22:00 berlin = 23:00 riga = 14:00 banff = etc.
you can listen recorded session at radio ozone
http://ozone.re-lab.net/live.ram
(appx. at 2nd hour)
and join us next Tusday evening
at IRC re-lab.net #xchange or web-based-irc at http://irc.re-lab.net/xchange
/ best - by way of rasa smite
from rachel baker:
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PPP - Personalised Persuasive Propaganda
The PPP News digest compiled this week by Rachel Baker
"If its not in PPP News - its not happening"
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Wednesday 4
IRAQ
Whilst Saddam Hussein is hiding 80 tons of biological and chemical weaponry
in the basement of his presidential palace,
PPP inspectors can reveal today that the basement of 109 Corbyn, Finsbury
Park
contains:-
one mummified rat
one lump of mouldy cheese (brie)
one piano skeleton
one bag of clothes
one pair of pink high-heeled shoes with baby bird skulls in the toes
12 blank canvases
24 painted canvases
one jar of pondlife
one smashed mirror
several empty cardbaord boxes
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Thursday 5
KOSOVO
Slobadan Milosevic has issued a statement to PPP saying that the
entire region of Kosovo is up for sale on a new pyramid scheme.
Buy 3 certificates of sale for 100 dollars, sell 2 on for
200 dollars and move to the top of the pyramid.
But you must remember not to break the chain
PPP NEWS has bought 200 certificates and is selling 15 to The Kosovo
Liberation Army
In exchange the KLA has promised PPP privileged access to key figures via
email if a war scenario breaks out so look no further then PPP for any
dramatic reports from a new frontline of terror .
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Friday 6
UK COUNTRYSIDE MARCH
The wealthy and privileged members of British society are in revolt.
The Countryside March was a protest against the urban jackboot kicking at
the gentle and fragrant soul of the rural wellington.
They' re sick of being told that they cannot hunt and shoot little baby foxes
and they refuse to allow vulgar townies to go walking over their vast
expanses of land.
They accuse the urbanites of not facing up to death and nature.
PPP remembers growing up in a small country village in deepest rural England
surrounded by death and nature.
Luckily, with the Radio and TV as loyal friends, PPP survived to become the
propaganda channel we all know and love.
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Saturday 7
LONDON
PPP's subscription to the local gym bounced.
This means PPP is now unable to work on her cardiovascular levels
so increasing her chances of early death.
London is the most expensive capital in the world
Are Londoners being screwed by business interests?
Should Londoners move to the countryside and confront nature and death
in cleaner surroundings?
PPP asks the opinions of Londoners on their way to the shops of Oxford St
Vox Pop Slot
PPP: Are Londoners being screwed?
Nikki: Absolutely - the quality of life is much better in LA. At least
everybody stays inside their air-conditioned cars. And they steam their
vegetables.
Steve: I never have enough money and the Tube is too expensive
but the countryside is boring - too much nature and death.
Ritu: I've been looking for a house to buy - and there is nothing affordable
unless you want to live in a one bedroom box on a council estate from hell.
Johhny: The thing that saves me is my sainsbury's reward card - i got
seven pounds of my weekly food shopping this week.
PPP:But isn't the supermarket food overpriced anyway?
Johnny: Hmm, I suppose so - but take this can of Campbells tomato soup -
reduced from 69p to 45p. How do they turn a profit?
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Sunday 8
Nothing happened. ABSOLUTELy NOTHING.
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Monday 9
WOODWARD
A jury found British au pair girl, Joanne Woodward, guilty of murdering
baby Matthew Eappen last October, but Judge Hiller Zobel then
took the unusual step of reducing the verdict to second-degree murder. He
sentenced her to time-served - 279 days - and she was freed, although
restricted to travel within Massachusetts pending the appeal.
On Monday Lawyers delivered their arguments in the Massachusetts Court of
Appeals hearing.
Woodward sat in the courtroom listening intently to the arguments.
She has a new haircut and looks particularly appealing, PPP notes.
PPP is badly in need of a haircut
PPP was an au pair status symbol for a wealthy french family at the age
of 18.
PPP was looking after two french creatures
and had to be restrained from stabbing little Gabriel with a breadknife.
after he refusd to let his hair be groomed
Hairstyles and attitudes - are they connected?
PPP - OVER AND OUT
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PPP - Personalised Persuasive Propaganda
The PPP News digest compiled this week by Rachel Baker
"If its not in PPP News - its not happening"
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